"stop posting pics of yourself"
no what eh t thf the fu….no what the fuck its me. thats me look at me this is my blog im the owner its my face lfucking look at it i will shove a picture of myself up your fucking ass
Tell me the worst Christmas present you ever gotten
A lame ass shirt
a card with no money in it.
cards with no money in them are worse than getting nothing at all. it teases you with hopes that you’re about to come up on something spectacular, and in that brief moment before you open the card your mind races with what you’re about to buy with that money. New shoes? Pay your phone bill? the possibilities seem endless
Then the cardboard sways open, revealing nothing but pre-written message from Hallmark and someone’s shitty signature.
Giving someone a card with no money is like emailing a picture of steak to a nigga thats hungry.
I don’t need your well wishes nigga I need some money